i’m pretty sure when you’re done reading this post you’re probably going to want eggs.
there’s really no set reason why other then the fact that most of my pictures you’re about to see involve egg whites.
well except for this one of the crotch almond shot. & the notorious gorgeous dunkin straw found in my not-so-dunkin iced cawfs..
those are my balsamic stained tan pants on the right.
is it just me or are almonds not nature’s natural candy-ish? these were particularly good. they had a slight buttery taste. maybe i was just really hungry? or maybe they were sweating just like me in my non air conditioned car.
i digress. i love almonds. and eggs.
sadly there’s no goat cheese in this post
but there is eggs
deej made salmon last night. i didn’t want salmon! i wanted eggs. eggs + laughing cow + pumpkin to be exact. i think she was pissed..
i made up for it by making her a salad while my veggies crisped on the barbie
but regardless my eggs were great.
pumpkin + egg white + laughing cow omelet with a bowl of roasted veg & various cedar’s sponsored products for dunkage.
along with their tzatziki that i previously professed my love for (which i solely demolished the entire container and need more asap like a crack addict) i also had a dollop of cedar’s roasted red chili pepper hommus.
cedar’s roasted red chili pepper hommus: not including the fact that i dearly love how cedar’s spells hummus “hommus” which is probably the right way to spell it, because let’s face it cedar’s never gets it wrong, i sincerely adore this hommus. the main word being “chili pepper.” like the fire breathing dragon i am, love that there is a huge kick in the flavor. cedar’s you’ve done it again! i give you an A.
after a super-dooper wednesday spin class, some sculpting of the abduals and a nice & quiet stretching session, i headed home for breakfast.
a lot of you have wondered how i make my egg + oatmeal oh-so decadent creation that looks something like this:
well you are lucky today. because i will give you the magic secrets of the most delicious breakfast ever.
first you must make your oats ahead of time. i cook up & watch explode 1/3cup trader joe’s toasted oat bran with cinnamon, stevia & 1 2/3c of water in the microwave, the night before. then i stick it in the back of the fridge to harden up and get cookie-dough-esque.
then when i get back from the gym i cook up 5 egg whites that i previously beat
the crap out of with cream of tartar, cinnamon, stevia & a pinch of baking powder. i let the mixture set in the frying pan and flip it once to make an egg-white pancake
be patient! it will look something like this when it’s done.
i’ll stick it in the freezer to cool down for about 10-15 minutes. then i break up the previously cooked oats, rip up the egg white pancake, & mix it all together.
for the toppings i drizzle on some u-bet calorie free chocolate syrup, along with some unsweetened cocoa powder & today i topped it off with naturally more & a blackberry/strawberry sugar free jelly combo.
now that you’ve been filled in on the secret, i’m about 100% sure you will all be having eggs tonight. or atleast thinking about them.
get to it!
if that tutorial was too much for you this early in the morning, then you should probably consider practicing a monster-sized caffeination like me.
speak of the devil…did you know that right now if you live in new orleans you can come visit me via jet blue and it would only cost you $69 bucks. yeah. check these prices out! you can stay with me for free ;)
welp some of today will involve: hopefully some gazpacho making (any recipe suggestions?!), a potential trip to trader joe’s, tofu pudding action, some clients, and a potential coffee date with the bestie!
love to love you guys ;)
- in your opinion, what’s the sexiest thing a guy (or person of the opposite sex, in case there are any man readers) can wear, and the “douchey-est” thing a guy could wear? for me the more simple the better. i think it’s so hot when a guy looks good just hanging around in mesh shorts and a white t-shirt. and i’m a sucker for a guy in khaki’s, boat shoes & a polo. simple, classic & athletic gets me errrytime. the douchey-est thing a guy could wear is a friggn popped collar or jorts aka jean shorts.
- what should i name my egg-oatmeal concoction? it’s that good that it needs to be named.
for fun: have you seen the jelly belly art gallery? if i had one of those in my house i’d end up eating it.